Monday, October 26th, 2009

Good Intentions

I had every intention of getting absolutely, positively everything done today.
Which would’ve probably been possilbe had this little monster allowed me to sleep through the night.
But no…she’s off schedule again.

12am…get up, take the dog outisde
12:15am…give the dog a peanut butter potty treat for going outside & not inside
12:20am…take the dog out one more time because [...]

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

Exhibit B

[miss part one?]
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[standing up from the table]
Ladies & Gentleman (that would be Eric – oh wait! Scott reads my blog, too!)…
[embarrassingly clearing throat - ahem]
Ladies & 2 Gentlemen, I give you Exhibit B!
[pacing up & down the jury box]
See here the destruction brought on by the defendant’s murderous rage.
The tearing of the flesh; the broken & [...]

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

Maggie Moo Mystery Theater

In honor of the upcoming Halloween season & to get me in the mood for it (since they don’t celebrate Halloween here) I thought I would delight you all with the first of what I’m sure will become a regular series – thanks to Moo. Fanfare, please.
[Duh, da-da-dah!!!]
Maggie Moo Mystery Theater!
Episode One: Maggie Moo & [...]