Maggie Moo Archive
Sunday, August 30th, 2009
 Yesterday when I was walking Maggie, I noticed that the Lumber Barons had our path blocked – filled from side to side with a huge mound of dirt. They must’ve been working on their garden. Since it had been raining earlier that morning, there was no way I was going to walk Maggie through it [...]
Saturday, August 29th, 2009
[Big orchestral, Andy Williams musical swell] “BORN FREE….AS FREE AS THE WIND BLOWS… …AS FREE AS THE GRASS GROWS… …BORN FREE TO FOLLOW YOUR HEART! RUN FREE… …FOR YOUR MOMMY CAN’T CATCH YOU… …AND WHATEVER YOU DO… …DON’T LISTEN….TO A WORD SHE SAYS! BORN FREE…MAGGIE MOO IS SO GROUNDED… …BECAUSE SHE FOUND OUT THAT… [Big finale] …THAT [...]
Thursday, August 27th, 2009
Offer me anything I ask for…. “I want my dog’s email back, you son of a bitch!… HELLO! MY NAME IS JENNIFER. YOU STOLE MY DOG’S EMAIL. PREPARE TO DIE!” [Brandishing imaginary sword with dramatic emphasis & incredible flair.] (I’ve always wanted to find a way to use that Princess Bride line in real life.) [...]