Black Ops: A deniable, paramilitary action with no claim of responsibility for said action which when performed correctly can be made to give the appearance that another party was responsible, or more often instead hides the fact that the action ever occurred at all.

House Guest: Temporary, non-permanent resident provided with a warm welcome, wonderful hospitality & a clean bed to sleep in with lots of hugs & kisses.

Now that everyone’s on the same page, the facts may or may not be these:

• She may or may not be somewhere between the age of 6 & 8 weeks old
• She may or may not have been found abandoned
• She may or may not have been found abandoned in a place where legally she should not have been found or abandoned
• She may or may not have a collar, but no name tag
• She may or may not have had a bowl without food, without water
• She may or may not have had shelter that she was attached to by a 3 foot chain
• She may or may not have had no chew toys, no squeaky toys, no stuffed animals
• She may or may not now be residing in an undisclosed safe-house
• She may or may not be awaiting transport to another location
• She may or may not soon be available for adoption

But the one thing I can say for sure, she is NOT sleeping outside, alone without food or water in below freezing weather without adequate protection from the cold completely & totally away from any kind of human interaction on US government property.

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*Should a legitimate & responsible owner return with a damn good explanation of why this puppy was left tied-up & abandoned overnight on US government property, she may or may not be returned.