On the way to visit Eric at gunnery last weekend, we made a pit stop at a 7-Eleven, of all things.

I wanted the bottle of peach 2 water you see in the back – love that stuff.

But when I saw the DMZ water, I had to buy it just for the novelty of it.

DMZ water? As in Demilitarized Zone Water? The 38th parallel? That 2 & a half mile wide strip that divides North from South?

Really?

Ever since I brought it home I’ve been racking my brain for creative, tongue-in-cheek advertising slogans they could use.

But I’m coming up blank.

Total blank.

Nada.

Zip.

Zilch.

Not even chocolate is working.

I’m going to blame it on the Korean cold I managed to contract a few days ago.

(The first cold I’ve had in 5 years.)

So help a girl out, what would be a funny slogan for DMZ water?

But the good news is that Eric comes home for good tomorrow – well, at least for a little while before they head out again for the next gunnery in February.

Keep your fingers crossed that they give him & the guys a few days off before they have to be back at work.