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There we were….
eating lunch at the AMC on base (the Alaska Mining Company)…
and in he walked….The King.
He & Scilla came for the all day breakfast buffet.
‘You gonna eat those ‘nanner pancakes, Baby?’
But it looks like Korea has been good to him.
He’s lost weight…
He looks younger…
He’s got a tan…
But hey, he’s still TCB – that’s right, Baby – ‘Takin’ Care of Business’.
What can I say? The man’s a mover & shaker…looking to open up the first Korean casino in the ville, Vegas style Baby…aaaww huhh.
It’ll be great…flashing neon lights, beautiful girls on stage – it’ll be just like old times, Vegas Baby, oldstyle.
The fans will be back…thronging the stage…throwing size A bras at him & offering to buy him juicy drinks.
He’ll be rolling in dough again in no time & signing autographs left & right.
“Where are the keys, Baby?…And where’d you park the car? Daddy’s gotta roll.”
“Nevermind, there it is. It’s the only cadillac in the lot.”
Today’s dance break sponsored by the Alaska Mining Company – Alaska Mining Company, where the Bulgogi is hot, the Kimchi is not and the Bratwurst is served on Wednesday.
Awwhh Thank You, Thank You Very Much…Uhh Hah
72°F
Hope this guy is a friend, cause this is just too funny. The only people that will get the size A cup thing, and juicy drinks are folks who have been. My husband and laughed pretty hard. Your so funny.
He must’ve drove back here because we had him in our office last week. Serious, it was my co-worker’s 30th birthday party…. nothing like Elvis, or ELVEZ as he called himself