[Big orchestral, Andy Williams musical swell]

“BORN FREE….AS FREE AS THE WIND BLOWS…

…AS FREE AS THE GRASS GROWS…

…BORN FREE TO FOLLOW YOUR HEART!

RUN FREE…

…FOR YOUR MOMMY CAN’T CATCH YOU…

…AND WHATEVER YOU DO…

…DON’T LISTEN….TO A WORD SHE SAYS! 

BORN FREE…MAGGIE MOO IS SO GROUNDED…

…BECAUSE SHE FOUND OUT THAT…

[Big finale]

…THAT SHE!…CAN…ES-CA-APE…

[holding note]

… HER LEASH!”

[Deep bow & smile]

Thank you – Thank you – Thank you very much!

We’re here everyday day at 6pm. Please be sure to tip your waiters & be careful driving home.

[Action Photography provided by...How Do You Work This Thing Productions]