May
03
2010
and Apothecary wishes

Of the many things I want to bring home from Korea, this is at the top:

a Tansu cabinet.

The paneled doors slide left or right, the drawers pull forward & back.

Why?…

Because this is only one side.

This is the other.

It’s designed so you can turn it anyway you need to.

And it’s always the first thing I look for when the furniture vendors come out.

It’s rare that they show up at Humphreys, but like everything else you can usually find them at Osan.

I’ve heard Yongsan has it’s own Korean furniture store, but I’ve not yet been able to visit it.

(It’s only open Wednesdays & Saturdays.)

I also adore the apothecary cabinets. Each little drawer handcrafted.

But it’s not so much of a functional piece as it is a decorative one.

They have different sizes, so I may come home with one anyway.

Eric loves this piece – the one in the back with all the brass hinges.

It’s gorgeous, too…but only about a foot & a half deep.

But here’s the trick to the furniture vendors on post.

Each one is marked with the asking price…my tansu cabinet?

$2450

But that’s not the price they’re really asking.

It’s been crossed out & below it reads $1450.

They’re all that way. And as you peruse all the beautiful pieces the vendor will be very polite, but will be sure to tell you two things:

1) This is their last day on base, and…

2) It’s an antique.

Neither of which are true.

They usually set up shop for several days, if not a week or two at a time.

And none of these are antiques…made to look like them? Yes. But not antiques.

Koreans are very protective of their heritage…from Jindo dogs to antiques.

It’s against the law to leave the country with anything 50 years or older.

And as long as you know that up front and can appreciate the beauty & craftsmanship of the pieces, then you’re still getting a deal.

I’m fairly sure you can negotiate the price down a little further – I just haven’t tried yet.

Still saving my pennies.

May
01
2010
A sneak peak

All the fruit trees are blooming…

Asian Pears, Apples, Plums.

And they’re everywhere – en masse on rolling hillsides, clumped on the sides of the roads and planted in the front & backyards of every home.

And the smell is divine.

Apr
30
2010
Because someone's gotta say it

Attention – Attention – Can I have your attention, please?

Would the owner of the big-ass, over-sized, jacked-up, red mid-life-crisis pick-up truck please come to the podium & explain to the rest of us what you were thinking?

Really?…This is the vehicle you brought to South Korea?

Have you SEEN South Korea?

Koreans are tiny people. They live in tiny houses.

They drive tiny cars on tiny roads.

Really?…

So yes, while stumbling across this proud Ford owner today for a quick flash it was deja’ vu & I was home.

But it was only for a second & then I couldn’t help but shake my head at the ridiculousness of it.

To make matters worse, it’s a Texas Edition Ford.

[head hanging in embarrassment]

Please don’t equate this one man & his truck with all Texans. Not all of us need to…shall we say…”overcompensate” for our short-comings.

But there he is…with his truck fresh off the boat.

He’s probably been here all of 60 days.

 [channeling Marisa Tomei]

“Oh yeah, you blend.”

(Dare you to name that movie.)

So here’s my public service announcement for any & all military coming to Korea.

Leave your big-ass trucks & SUVs at home because the only place you’ll be able to drive them is on base…and even then you’ll be taking up two, highly valuable & quickly dwindling parking spaces. And try…please for the love of God try…NOT to look so much like an American…flaunting your fortunes in front of a very humble, but proud people who have never imagined such wealth & can’t fathom the needless extravagance. Not to mention the fact that you’ve just painted a big target on your back for anyone who feels like protesting America & their policies. Did you not pay attention during your SEDA briefing?

SEDA – Subversion & Espionage Directed towards the Army:All kinds of information provided to us by Military Intelligence that’s meant to keep us safe…especially when moving to a foreign country who’s technically still at war…Ahhh, hello?

[stepping off the soap box]

That’s all.

I just wanted to get that rant out.

Thanks for listening.