Aug
19
2010
And storming nights

About a week ago the rice began to appear in the fields.

A sign that summer is almost at an end here.

Which would be really great because it’s done nothing but rain non-stop for the past week.

We had a really big storm slowly roll over us a couple of nights ago.

Big booming thunder & sharp cracks of lightning – right on top of us for a good hour or so.

It’s been so long since Maggie’s heard a thunderstorm that it really started to scare her.

We just don’t get big, loud roaring storms here at Humphreys.

So when a huge clap of thunder woke me up about 4am I looked around for Moo-Moo.

“No Mom…don’t tell ‘em….it’s too embarrassing!”

I found her out on the couch on the top landing…visibly shaking.

Terrified of the storm.

Which is going to be a problem if we ever get back to Texas.

I know not to comfort her when she’s scared – it only reinforces that she should be scared.

So I sat on the couch next to her & tried to remind her that she was born in Oklahoma in the Spring.

Aug
17
2010
And changing perspectives

I’ve been in Korea 460 days of as this moment & in looking at the countdown I’ve got another 476 to go.

Closer & closer to the halfway point.

Life was such a culture shock those first several months.

Everything  felt foreign – even my home.

If I had brought more of our furniture – more of our things, maybe I would’ve been able to find a little comfort in the day to day routines.

But you can only bring so much when you get orders for Korea.

But about a month or two ago I noticed a shift.

Eric & I were driving back home from base (a short 5 minute trip) when a thought struck me.

“I’m going to miss this.”

{{{{{ wait – what? }}}}

Yep – those very words went through my head.

Now don’t get me wrong, there are definitely things I’m NOT going to miss. But I began to recognize the things that I am going to miss.

So for all you wives heading this way or for those recently off the boat (so to speak), mark your calendars.

About halfway through your tour your perspective will begin to change & day to day life will be much easier.

I promise.

Aug
16
2010
How is this even possible?

[could someone please find me a soap box?]

It’s official.

Someone…somewhere…is either getting a whopper of a kick-back or a nice percentage cut on the sale of watermelons to the US military.

[not that they're actually selling]

Exhibit A- the Osan commissary….yesterday.

C’mon…you had to know that the Humphrey’s commissary is not that nice looking & definitely not that spacious.

Exhibit B – locally grown Korean watermelon….keyword “locally”

FIFTEEN NINETY-NINE – - – ON SALE?!?!

REGULARLY $19.98?!?!

WHAT, IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE US THINK WE’RE GETTING A DEAL?!?!

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!

[I'll give you a moment to look again.]

SERIOUSLY, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!

If that’s not proof of watermelon extortion with a generous kick-back somewhere along the line, I don’t know what is.

And don’t even try to tell me that they can’t ship in melons from the States…that they’re “too delicate” to ship overseas.

You fly in eggs!!! You bring in other fruit & veggies from home!!!

And don’t tell me the cost to weight ratio is too great & not profitable.

Ahhh…dog food?….fire logs?…cat litter?

Hello, all from home.

Really? Twenty bucks?!

I want to know what person with a straight face managed to convince someone else with buying power that they could sell melons to us for twenty bucks.

They’re just going to sit there & rot!

Do you realize they could fly in the $3.00 melons from home, TRIPLE the price and it’d STILL BE CHEAPER than the Korean watermelon!?!

Seriously!

I’m all for supporting the local farmer…but I don’t want to buy the man a new Mercedes!

Who’s brilliant idea was this?!?

If you’re going to charge us ridiculous rates I’d rather support the local American farmer back home who’s got a bumper crop of melons & no huge demand for them.

Guess I’ll be growing my own next year.

….really?…twenty bucks?….seriously?