Comment #1…which is Karen!

Congrats, Karen…and loved your translation, too. If you didn’t catch it here it is:

“Men, are you suffering from an enlarged prostate? Want to be able to stand on this side of the DMZ and Pee on Kim Jong-il? Then try new Whiz Eeez! Impress your friends at the urinal! Whiz Eeez! (Warning! For entertainment purposes only. May cause gastric discomfort, bleeding from the eyeballs, or dehydration. Seek medical assistance if priapism, or erection lasting more than 4 hours, occurs.)”

But I’m really surprised no one went with the North American Indian angle…

That’s my favorite part!

I mean, really…think about it. How many times have we in the states used the phrase “Ancient Chinese Secret”?

It’s just funny to think they’re selling Koreans the fact that it’s an “Ancient Indian Secret”.

To answer Erin’s question, no – this barbed wire isn’t Eric’s. He got an extra one somehow.

And totally get that the whole Army-related giveaways aren’t so popular – although I really think yall would like a wubbie, once you got it. It’s not the prettiest thing in the world (since it’s camo), but it’s super comfortable to snuggle with.

And thanks to the 3 people who entered – whoo hoo! More than 2!

That’s progress, baby!

I’ll go back to the Korean giveaway now.