[Why is it everytime I announce the winner the Price is Right theme song plays in my head?]

#5! C’mon down!

You’re the winner of two fabulously pre-cooked, microwavble bowls of white Korean sticky rice!

#5?….Ahh….#5?….(Who’s number 5?….Terri?…Well, where is she?)….Oh alright…

[clearing throat]

As #5 could not be here today, I’m proud to accept this award on her behalf. She had a brief speech prepared….

[fumbling around]

…uh, it’s here somewhere…

[still fumbling around]

Ah!…Here it is. Wait – no…

Well, here is #5′s entry into this week’s competition:

Dreaming of a big juicy steak, but have no money…you might be in trouble.
Waiting to watch the latest movie release, but have no money…you might be in trouble.
Fantasizing of letting the wind blow through your hair at the local amusement park, but have no money…you might be in trouble.
Wanting to shop til you can’t walk any more, but have no money…you might be in trouble.
Hoping to get away for the weekend, but have no money…you might be in trouble.

But I have the answers to your wishes and dreams… the Lotta Man VISA.

Let your imagination run wild!!

Thank you, #5 for that moving English rendition of Korean Commerical #4.

There will be a post-screening at the end of this program for those interested.

(What?…What is it? Can’t you see I’m announcing the winner here?)

[being handed something now]

Ah…(Oh….really? We’re doing this now?)….Umm….

The officials have just informed me that we have an honorable mention award.

Congratulations #3!

Your well-written parody of the iconic American credit card commercial was so moving that the officials have decided to send you 2 bowls of BROWN sticky rice!

Not that brown’s a bad color…or to say it’s somehow less-than…

[removing foot from mouth]

It’s just that bowls of rice are incredibly cheap & they happen to fall within the board’s budgetary guidelines.

[said quickly under breath]

Congratulations on your well-quipped entry!

So hungry you order the whole cow,
$35.00
Popcorn and a movie for one when you can’t find a date,
$15.00
Partying like a Viking at the local amusement park,
$50.00
Going on a shopping spree so you can be “that girl”,
$500.00

Putting it all on credit like an American,

Priceless

We’ll be screening our next What in the World Korean commercial competition entry shortly.

But for now & for your viewing pleasure, once again, here is Korean commercial #4

Ahh…could somebody get the lights?…

Thank you